- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

politically correct!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Women

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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