What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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