Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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