Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What happened to my sunglasses?

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

i just pooped that is all!

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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