A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

ejaculation JLR

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Netflix and chill

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

gay pom...

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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