- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

why did matt die? He had cancer

women's rights

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Yo Mama just died.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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