A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

knock knock no ones home

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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