- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Buzi vagy!

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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