Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Stealth baseballs record

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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