- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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