Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

whats brown and sticky a stick

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

scientology.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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