whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

A kid has no friends.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Of course, first door on your left

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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