Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

And Stephen Hawking said.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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