roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock Knock Come in.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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