Daym im romantic

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

What did death say to life? Go die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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