What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

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