A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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