- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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