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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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