What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

your life

Are you a tree

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A penis walks into a bar..

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Christianity

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...