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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

cliché rebecca black joke.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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