a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

This is funny.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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