What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Life

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

A man buys a prius

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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