I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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