- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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