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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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