- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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