- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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