- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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