- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock knock

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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