- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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