- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*