why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Miscarriages.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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