- Anti Joke

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Santa isn't real

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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