What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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