kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +4

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

This joke is the worst joke ever.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops