- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What can fly? Lots of things

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Tilt your screen back

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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