Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Women's Rights

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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White men's rights

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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No soap radio

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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