why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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