- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Church.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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