penis?

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A mormon walks into a bar.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did the president do for the people? ...

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Obama.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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