What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Miscarriages.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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A women in the kitchen.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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