- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

You're tall.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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