- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

An Artic Storm.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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