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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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