Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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