- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Ian's mind Elevator music

A muslim paints Mohammed

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

That is so fetch

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??