- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Women's rights.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

This is not funny.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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