- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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