- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

knock,knock you suck

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust