What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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