- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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