Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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