what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Lewis

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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ewrg

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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My love life

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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