Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

I wrote a funny joke.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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