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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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hola said the chinese man

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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