here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Your Mother

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Bob Saget that is all

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

whats 7+4? 74

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

100 chefs walk into a bar

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