Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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i killed my family

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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