- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Faithful men.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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