how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

sky's sty

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Derp

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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