What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Seven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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a woman votes!

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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