- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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