What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

a seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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