- Anti Joke

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Obama walks into a hospital....

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.