- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Wolfjob.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What does two plus two equal? 4

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

have safe sex

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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