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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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I regret everything.....

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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