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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Women's rights

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

why am I writing this...im bored

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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