What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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