Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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