- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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