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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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