I like Pi. It can make circles.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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your mom is so fat.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why? Why not?

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Penis chickens

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30cm = 0,3meters

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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