Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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boys

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Women's rights...

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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kk

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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