An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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