A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Soccer...

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Praise Paisley

What did death say to life? Go die

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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