Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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