What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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your mom is so fat.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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