I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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politically correct!

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Poop!!

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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