What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Poop.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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