A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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mental kid

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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