Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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How's the weather? Good.

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Smelly Indians.

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This sentence is a lie.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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