- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

guest what i love pancakes

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole