- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Take wrong turns

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

4 hours later.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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