- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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