- Anti Joke

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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