- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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