- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Velcro. What a rip off.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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